Motivation & Humour

"You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life."
- John Addison

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the
female's skirt. To his delight, he realizes she is going commando.
The blonde realizes he is staring, and inquires, "Are you looking at my fanny?" "Yes, I’m sorry," replies the man, and promises to avert his eyes. "It’s quite all right," replies the woman, "It’s very talented. Watch this. I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough, the fanny blows him a kiss. The man gets interested, and inquires what else the wonder fanny can do. "I also can make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the fanny winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick two fingers in?" Shocked, the man replies, "Can it whistle as well?"

Concert Nite

What a nite to remember :D

Location: Sekolah Rendah Seng Keow, Permatang Pauh, PG

Time: 7.00pm

Event: Annual Concert cum Graduation of Phileo Kiddies Land

Main Star: Nicholas Tan - 5 years old

Main Event: Best K1 Student 2008, 2nd Position Throughout The Year 2008 & Pertandingan Menulis Bahasa Malaysia 2008.



It was a proud moment to see your child to go up to the stage to take these prizes. After numerous sleepless nights, waking up crying, headaches/migranes complaint by Nicholas, the results were very worth the while..or was it too young to have such a pressure for a 5-year old.



Rewards: A book from Mrs Ang; Some sweets from Teacher Lu; Movie @ Sunway Carnival Mall's GSC - Madagascar 2; Unlimited rides/games at Playland; Trip to Batu Feringghi beach with little brother Jay and cousins Alex & Darren.