Blackberry vs Apple vs Blackberry.

Blackbery shooting Apple.

Apple hits Back.

HaHaHa..Funny :D

A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. 

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have that much money. But I'd do anything to get a message to my mother." 

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" he asked. 

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. 

'Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. 

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. 

"Come in and close the door" the man said. 

She did. 

He then said, "Now get on your knees." 

She did. 

"Now take down my zipper." 

She did. 

"Now go ahead, take it out," he said. 

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands.

Then paused. 

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead." 

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said, 

"Hello, Mom, can you hear me?"

Nikon Camera

Nikon camera with face-detection ad is damn funny. Do not want to be in his position when taking outdoor pictures LOL ;p

Royal Blow

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I. Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation".

The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.

20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door.

"Is there a problem?"

"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand.

I used my left hand.

I poured cold water on it and hot water on it.

Could you help me?"

The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."

She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.

"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"